Things I do like...

In the interests of providing a balanced opinion, some things I do like:

The sound of my son laughing, the idea of having a son, celery, Private Eye, the ability to win people over by being reasonable and fair, Spaniels, water, cheesy Wotsits, Die Hard, Mahler, the smell of Castrol R, grass, smiling, clean windows, turkey, magnesium, ice, naturally pretty girls, hope, dishwashers, please and thank you, woodshavings, the voice of the woman on Vodafone voicemail, sarcasm, Cornetto, John Williams, square edges, trumpets, castles, trial and error, woodpigeons, lasagne, autumn, white paint, rockets and green eyes. That should do it.